I was sitting at my desk thinking about Aliens. I realized aliens are generally portrayed in movies not wearing clothing. If clothing was an invention of an evolved man, and aliens are thought to be far more evolved than men, it seems weird that they would evolve backward to not wear clothes. I’m guessing people will say “They have an evolved skin able to defend against climate change which was why clothing was developed in the first place.” But still. Put some pants on, aliens. I don’t want to see your alien junk.