Welcome to LA
I’ve been living in Los Angeles for three months now. That figure makes my eyes water. Or maybe it’s the pollution. N-E-ways, today I was driving down the 110, which was moving at a snail’s pace (LA Traffic LoL Break) and suddenly I see a man in full pirate regalia, clothing, eye patch slung just above his eyes, bandanna, driving a (perhaps 2003) tan, Ford Taurus. That was the moment I actually realized, “Oh right. You live in LA.”