I don’t care what people tell me. Cats are jerks. Yes— they look wonderful in ties. But they’re jerks. Even to OTHER CATS!
All I’m saying is if someone is stabbed to death on the floor and there’s a man standing over him with a knife and also a cat sitting next to him — you are going to want to bring the cat in for questioning.
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My name is Jessica Stickles. I'm a writer/performer living in LA, pining for NYC, who knows a lot about cartography and Theodore Roosevelt. You can see me improvising and performing comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. You can also see me at a diner ordering something called the "California Health Salad" which is cottage cheese, fruit and jello served over iceberg lettuce.
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